Acorn Café
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Original: Carole King – Hard Rock Café
Parody by Midnight Man


Downtown New York City, so they say
You can find it there, the Acorn Café
Just come in, this place is open every night and day
Sit down and have a Chipper's Choice and put all your grief away

At the Acorn Café
Come to the Acorn Café
I know you can find your way
To the Acorn Café

For any Rangerphile I guarantee
There just isn't anywhere better to be
You can be certain to find good company
Or watch the Rangers' adventures on the plasma TV

At the Acorn Café
Come to the Acorn Café
The Rangers will light up your day
At the Acorn Café

And if you're feeling just a little bit lonely
Don't sit at home just lurking
Come on here and let your spirit flow so free
You know the login should always be working

At the Acorn Café
Come to the Acorn Café
Everyday is a fizzy day
At the Acorn Café