Morgan K. (Registered User)
Monday, October 29, 2001
We haven't had a good, silly top ten list in a while...

Sooo... 

TOP TEN SIGNS THAT GADGET AND FAT CAT ARE HAVING AN AFFAIR 

#10: The giant underpants in the workshop 

#9: Fat Cat now checks for purple coveralls before eating mice who cross him 

#8: Gadget repeatedly caught humming 'The Best of Everything' 

#7: The unmistakeable glow of a welding iron seen through the eyeholes of the Happy Tom
statue 

#6: Mousetrap baited with flowers and candy left on RRHQ doorstep 

#5: Wart, Snout, Meppes and Mole now all wear goggles 

#4: Meows in her sleep 

#3: After ordering his goons to rob a jewlery store, Fat Cat beats them up and returns
everything 

#2: "I (heart) Fat Cat" T-shirt on underneath the coveralls 

And the number one sign that Gadget and Fat Cat are having an affair... 

#1: There's caviar in the coffeemaker! 

Thank yew! 

MK?