"I'll show you how this thing works. Or at least how it's supposed to 
work."

"I'll have this plane ship shape in no time. Well, actually it should
be plane shaped, shouldn't it?"

"Once I found a perpetual motion machine just lying in the trashcan.
Of course, by then it had stopped moving."

"Strike that."

"Golly!"

"Oh darn!"

"Jeepers!"

"Hang on to your goggles!"

"In a jiff."

"Gosh!"

"Golly and a half."

"Uh-oh, we've got a problem here."

"No problem!"

"It should work..."

"If you believe in the ethereal theory that everything happens for a reason,
then it wasn't your fault.  Technically, however, you're a goof-up."

"Oh, excuse me.  You're all standing.  Here, let me make you a chair."

"Oh, shoot!"

"Darn right!"

"Gee Willikers!"

"That would account for it."

"Nonsense!  You make your own luck, and I'll prove it!"

"Oh, I hate it when there's parts left over!"

"Well achally..."

"Why that little....  He couldn't....  How did!"

"Just put it.... *Crash!* ....Anywhere."

"... come sit by me." (As any Gadget fan would like to.)

"Golly! This looks awfully serious!"

"I have a plan. If we could.... Oh, Never mind, strike that!"

"Wait a sec."

"Good! The whole world is seeing this."

"That's it!"

"Well, this wasn't what I had in mind when I started, But it worked!"

"Abandon Ship!"

"Come on, we've got work to do!"

"I have this mind bashingly high I.Q. and I get bored easily...
so I make all sorts of things out of spare parts."

"Wanna see my sprocket collection?"

"Nothing's impossible. Only improbable."

"That's sweet of you, Chip."

"Oh, that's nothing to worry about."

"That's something to worry about."

"Wellidunno."

"Reverse that."

"...good as new! Well, as good as it was before."

"Ohmigosh!"

"I'm surprised at you, Chip!"

"If you were a spaceship, where would you be?"

"Geez!"

"Okay, who wants to see if this thing works?!"

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