And very, very useful...
Now located at the second level sub-basement, tallest oak in the park.
Products and services:
General items Dept.
For all uses...
Coo Coo Cola(tm) proof shower heads.
Cooking grade machine oil.
Floater(tm) brand cheese.
Ejection seats for all occasions.
Balloon parachutes.
Convenient drop-off brakes (to help you get that extra bit of momentum).
Chipmunk repellent (finally out of beta testing).
Spare parts for all occasions (In sets of a dozen).
Army Surplus Ping-pong ball helmets (Guaranteed for two crashes).
Tennis ball helmets (Guaranteed for life).
Dale's new, improved, 'intravenous chocolate'
Sure Stick Super Glue. (Can also double as a perfume.)
Transportation Dept.
Just what you need to get from point A to point B...
Camoflaged battle vehicles (only available for Easter).
The OxyTank Sub(MK.1)
(By special order only) Bleach bottle conversions.
The Ranger Bolt
Weapons Dept.
For all your offensive/defensive needs...
Ready-made plunger darts.
Suction cups that stick to fur.
Ballistic Air-Launched Plungers. (BALP)
Shoulder Launched Assault Plunger. (SLAP)
Handheld Omni-Surface Embedding Dart. (HOSED)
Squirrel Controlled Air Launched Plunger. (SCALP)
Torpedos for the 'OxyTank Sub'
Ball Point Pen Bazookas.
Rubber Band Powered Grapple Launcher. (Paperclip version)
Button shurikens. (Some ninja skills required)
Melted Marshmallow Mortar. (Just the thing to get rid of unwanted chipmunks...)
Publishing Dept.
Books and manuals for all ocasions.
How To Make Anything With Junkyard Rejects By Gadget Hackwrench.
Just the thing to get you out of those tough spots.
I, Chipmunk. By Gadget Hackwrench.
A look into the workings of the chipmunk mind....
Ranger Plane and Ranger Wing By Gadget Hackwrench.
Includes a special chapter, "Working with cartoon physics".
The complete adventures of Shurluck Jones, Compiled by Chip Maplewood.
Just the thing for those boring nights.
TV: A life, an obsession By Dale Oakmont.
Just let the title be the description...
A beginners guide to Warp-Core thermodyanmics By 'Ditz'.
For speed and power.
The life of a Gadgephile Compiled by the IOG.
For everthing you already knew.
A connisure's guide to Chuh-eee--eeee-eese! By Monterey Jack.
From many years of experience and thousands of cheese samples.
Gadget's hair and other speculations By 'that lot on the Acorn Cafe'
Rampant theorization on all kinds of miscellaneous topics.
The Ranger coffeehouse tour guide By TPL
Well, we always said it was BIG! :)
Valued customers: '98 Valued customes: Julie Bihn, Adam "Mike" Stewart, FurrBall, Tom Hunt, Karl Schenk, Rafer McConnell.
Original Theme, 1998:
(Catchy music starts) Need something made?? Just ask Gadget... Need something done?? Just ask Gadget... Need something published?? Just ask Gadget... Need anything?? Just ask Gadget... Just ask... (Catchy music ends) As the jingle says, if you just ask Gadget, it'll be put on the list.
(If you submit more than three Products (or one 'data page') you can have your name(and E-Mail) on the 'valued customer' list.)
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